that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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