Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize