Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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