Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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