You can't special order awesome
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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