Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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