I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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