Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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