We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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