that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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