Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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