So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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