I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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