Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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