This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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