And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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