I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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