whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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