what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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