I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I don't think brook has ever known best
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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