you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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