No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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