What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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