week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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