I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
And then he peed in my hair
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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