I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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