Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I intend to get homeless drunk
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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