I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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