Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
