he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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