I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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