On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
look no pants
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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