So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
This house was built for laser tag.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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