No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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