In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
All the doctor said was why
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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