She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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