Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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