at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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