i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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