And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My boob is missing a layer of skin
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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