idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
This is the high leading the old right now
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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