im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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