I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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