please come you make the beer taste better
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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