Grow some girl-balls and come out already
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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