i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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