i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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