people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
