Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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