Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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