that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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