Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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