do herpes really smell.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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