The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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