...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
